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Caption: Everybody needs a "Plan B," right? You never know.

Newspaper: Wanted. Web designer for high-profile job in friendly neighborhood. Experience with web projects, any size. Flexible schedule, can swing late hours. Strong problem-solver. Arrives on time. Stick-to-it attitude. Can work solo or as part of a team. Photography skills a plus.

Spider-Man: And as a web designer, I could still go by "Web-Head!"